A handy cycling doping confession generator from W & D Racing (aka The Wafels).

Whom did you let down? Check all that apply.
What products did you use? Check all that apply.
Did you want to dope?
Why did you dope?
When did you dope?
How do you feel now about your actions? Check all that apply.
Your Name Anything else to add?

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Dear (select the people you let down):

In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with (select the products you used). (select whether you wanted to dope and why). I took these products between (start date) and (end date).

I (select how you feel about your actions) my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.

(enter any other thoughts you'd like to add)

Sincerely,
Your Name

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